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Houston, We Have A Facade - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • Houston, We Have A Facade - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt


    Blast off with a touch of irony in our "Houston, We Have A Facade" t-shirt. Tailored for those who orbit around skepticism and have a gravitational pull towards the unconventional, this tee melds comfort with controversy. Made from 100% US-grown cotton, it stands as a testament to sustainable style and ethical engagement, ensuring that your quest for truth is as responsible as it is bold.


    Crafted for a classic fit and featuring a seamless design, this shirt guarantees a day of comfort, whether you're launching discussions or navigating through casual gatherings of inquisitive minds. The print itself, sharp and vivid, serves as a beacon for questioning narratives, inviting onlookers to delve into the depths of doubt and discussion.


    Sturdy with shoulder tape reinforcement and designed for durability, "Houston, We Have A Facade" is ready to accompany you on any mission, be it a deep space debate or a leisurely lunar stroll. The tear-away label ensures that your focus remains on the mysteries of the universe, unbothered by earthly discomforts.


    Embrace your inner skeptic with a smile, draped in a t-shirt that's not just a piece of clothing, but a statement. "Houston, We Have A Facade" is your uniform in the quest for answers, worn with a blend of humor, comfort, and a daring to question the stars.

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